I just got my contract which stated my pay. It’s not a normal internship pay though. Phew, as i expected 2 times lesser. But it’s still quite a pay cut compared to a perm position, but its ok. Its only 3 months and then I will be a permanent staff.

I may be going to Dubai in August on a learning trip. Quite excited about it, as it ends just after my internship. Talk about good timing. So this trip can be a relax cum learning trip before I start work again. The price is very affordable too as it is heavily subsidized. Woot! But the temperature will be a downer as it is summer time. Its 45-50 degrees. My goodness, I will turned out cooked!

Heh, i am going to pulua bukom now to see some oil refinery. And I have been giving alot of tuition, which suits me fine as it is my lull period and I am super free. And it means more money as well!

I am ill-prepared for my work. I need to buy a ton of things before I am ready.

1) work clothes (1 week’s worth)
2) shoes
3) bag
4) makeup and removal
5) breakfast items

I need to prepare breakfast, since I don’t have the habit of eating that before school. Heh, I have no morning lesson so most of the time I eat branch at 10am and pass it off as 2 meals. But now, i can’t as I have to wake up early at 6am (reminds me of primary school days), leave the house at 730am and i need proper meal.

I think i need to put makeup now. I have been makeupless for my whole uni life, and its time to stop scaring people.

So much to prepare and only 2 weeks left to do so.

In my recent blog posts, I mentioned about the increase in my peach flower luck. One of them was actually Mr Shit.

Somehow we have gotten close together these past few months through the projects and classes we had together. During the study break we even studied together quite abit. Maybe feelings slowly develop through this interaction.

Once I posted some pics of us being quite close during a project meeting, and the every next morning my sister questioned me about Mr Shit. Can you imagine opening your eyes to the first rays of sunlight and thinking ” is it time to wake up or can I snooze for another 5 minutes?”, when your sis ask you “You and Mr Shit quite compatible hor?”

My gosh, the 5 minutes snoozing did not happen, and I have to answer the interrogation that followed.
That day was my birthday btw and she didn’t wish me happy birthday first thing in the morning -_-.

Nevertheless I shared with my sister and said that Mr Shit is very uncle and ah pek, which I have duly conveyed to him. Yes Mrs Lim is very frank and not very tactful. I even said words to the extent of ” You don’t know you have assaulted my eyes with your clothes for the past 3 months meh?”

tsk tsk. My bad. I know I am wrong and have repented since then.

But during the critique session which I have imposed onto Mr Shit, I said ” I remember you got this pink shirt right? ”

And then in the past 2 weeks, he actually wore the pink shirt to school twice, after being hidden in the dark corners of the wardrobe for ultra long. The pink shirt thanks Mrs Lim for seeing the light of day, finally!

He started dressing better also since then, more polo tshirts (since I told him to learn how to dress from another project mate), and gelling of his hair.

And there was the time whereby he was very pissed with the well-dressed project mate for that said project mate was channeling more efforts into this looks/tv/sleep/personal activities than into our project. For once, I wasn’t mad with the project mate at all. Logic is simple. That project is quite simple and we can have a slight free-rider in the group. And well-dressed project mate is actually a funny/shitty dude and he adds joy and laughter to the project meeting. Mr Shit was influenced by my explaination and started to like well-dressed project mate more. (I know he was influenced because he went to tell our mutual friend about this project mate and how he listened to me and changed his perception later).

And there was the one whereby I refused to cramp into the small space beside him and his friends to study. I went and sit at a huge table alone instead cause I freaking need space when I study. He walked over to me and asked me why I didn’t want to sit next to him, and said he can get the friends to shift. Thanks, but no thanks. Then his friends left, and there was space, so I shifted back. But instead of sitting next to him, I sat beside mutual friend (with her between the both of us). He shifted to sit beside me instead. -_-

But don’t think i will be updating more on Mr Shit as school as ended, and its hard to keep in touch. I will be starting work soon, and there will be a new set of worries. Also, he’s the super non-proactive guy. He was lamenting that he has no gf during his 4 years in uni (actually he never had gf before), and I asked him the simple question “how many girls did you chase before?” And the answer is a big fat zero. Somehow Mr Shit expects gfs to drop from heaven.

I told my kaypo father about him and the other short guy. My father is damn funny. He kept pestering my sister to tell him more. My father has the best eavesdropping skills in the world, there’s no need for bugs at all. Anyway my dad isn’t in favour of guys from his nationality (the title is the chinese pronunciation) cause they are stingy. Doesn’t help that the Susilo and LeeJiaWei incident splash on national news to re-iterate that fact.

Reading the above book now.

Await my 360 degree transformation to be a bitch!

It’s surreal graduating. I ended my paper 1.5 hrs ago. And I have no idea how to feel.

Spot me at mambo.

Ok, super sucks to be me based on the title above. I studied hard for this mod and i think the results will be crap. Holy fuck. For the other mod I put in moderate effort, let’s just hope the results aint too bad.

I got 2 more papers and I am getting abit tired on the way to the finishline. Nevermind, I just jiayou and do my best. The results are secondary as I told my secondary tuition kid (wow it puns). As long as I do my best, there are no regrets even if the grades suck.

I got alot of things to update, seems like my peach flower (tao hua) luck is improving. But there’s this blog curse, everytime I blogged about something it will stop happening. Mr Small has stopped contacting me, but my sister says Mr Small will be persistent, cause short guys are more persistent in her words.

Every semester, I will be closer to some people inevitably due to the close bondings we have as project mates. Here’s a summary of the semester (had to do the dash dash to prevent people from googling)

1) S-t-r-a-g
Totally loved this group, with the exception of Mr Perv. We had so much fun time together. I got closer to 2 friends through this project, and also my smelly sister

2) D-e-r-v
Although this is a subset of the group above, the dynamics were not the same. It was so-so only. But I like the prof, so oh well

3) L-a-w
This project was quite simple, so not much time spent with the group. But i got to know this Korean loving girl better, and sometimes Miss Eloquent and I bitch discuss about her.

4) S-h-i-p-p-i-ng
Loved this group. The project was a mess, but I still love the dynamics of this group. We will be doing some lovey-dovey time as a group by chilling at Timbre soon

24 hrs before my first exams tmr

My after exams timetable is packed to the brim till Monday at least

Its clubbing, dinners with old and new friends, tuition and community service -_-

the last activity sucks, and I have to dedicate 3 full days to that, straight after exams as I wanted to be free like a bird soon.

And then it will be more tuition as the kids are having their exams soon, and 1 RA show at least, some KTV sessions, 1 timbre session to see HAWT RAI, and not forgetting my grandmothers. I have to visit them soon before exams start.

And perhaps to resume my exercise. People have commented that I have lost weight during this semester (4 months?) I am not sure how much, but will be between 3-5 kgs. The stress is really getting to me. I may take a before/after weightloss pic and update on my progress.

Hmm, time to give the less-endowed guy another nickname cause i guess i will be writing about more in the future. Sadly that’s the most interesting thing happening in my life, and i got nothing to update. Unless next wednesday I can write more about the graduation present I am going to choose at Zouk. Next wednesday since it is my last day of paper in my uni career, I have decided I need a present to reward myself. And what is better than a living present which hopefully can give me other presents.

Ok, back to less-endowed guy. Since my friendliness and charming self have lead to undesirable consequences (Damn it, I thought being friends with attached people won’t have such problems), I have decided to back off my friendliness but have to pretend to be my normal charming self. GRRRR, its such a hard act.

A few days after that incident (refer to blog post below), he started asking about my personal life: whether I am dating anybody (my reply was studies), assumed that I don’t want to get attached now (to which I reply that if the right person comes along, I will). Phwar, last time I will answer cause I never thought he has ulterior motives to ask me such questions. Now must be more discerning.

Ok, i am screwed for my exams, and I am going to sprint for the final lap by staying overnight in school today. i am so hardworking

Wise words from Mrs Lim to a friend who had diarrhoea

You are what you eat. You shit what you eat. You are what you shit.