suicide of the virgins
Mr-he-is-so-charming was reading a headline off a stranger’s newspapers and it read something that out of 800+ secondary school students they interviewed, only 1 was still a virgin.
Of course being the truthful friend that I was, I informed him that I was that 1.
He looked at me.
” Oh, you are not a virgin by choice. ”
At that moment, I think his body was about to experience an earthquake of Ritcher 1 million with my smack. However, I decided to let him off in case there were any potential guys eyeing me from the distance.
And being the nice friend that I am, I told him that I will forgo his interview today (he is going to interview me about slimming pills for his project) to find someone so that I can no longer be the lone outlier and join the other 800++ girls. Oh I was being thoughtful. You know he might have to interview me in future about one night stands and so.
Such a cheebye friend.
“…I think his body was about to experience an earthquake of Ritcher 1 million with my smack.”
Hahaha this is so funny!!!
Btw, 800-to-1 odds is better than buying toto…
or 4D
wah: eh, sometimes the odds are just against me. I just can’t strike lah.
kM: you want me to smack you ah for suggesting somemore?
Hmm I failed to suggest 4D too. Do I qualify for half a million richter scale smack? Hahhaahhaa!!!
eh sg no earthquake leh..
r u gg to crush him?
LOLZ.
Wah: hahhaa. If you want a smack, I will be more than happy to dish out. Normally guys hate to be smacked by me.
Mr Fag: knn. crush him for what. I can still pinch him if all things fail.
I think what is being suggested is that the earthquake is going to come from your impact crushing your friend… haha.
The newspaper article interviewed Malaysian students iirc.
wah: heh. u went to dig out the newspapers ah? And I think u really deserve a smack now for being in cahoots with fag. I don’t think I am that heavy to crush my friend (self-denial)
I dunno how fragile your friend can be. Honest. *runs away*
Grrrrrrrrrrrr. I feel like smacking someone right now. Honest feelings too. I think you might know who that someone is.
You know, as the buildings in our fair state swayed gently to the ripples emanating from the exotic Sumatran lands, I thought of you.
Hehehe.
That friend of yours is an asshole. Wah is not much better, as he stealthily recorded a conversation between himself and the subject for schoolwork… Video included, all praise goes to autofocus and good seating arrangements. And not to mention a digital voice recorder strategically placed to capture the clearest of sighs, moans and obscene crudities! (response to interview and discussion topic)
wah: *shy* don’t think of me all the time leh. Did your friend find out? Did you blur the face? cannot be so unethical one. And do you secretly hate your friend. hahahaha
When you gotta do it, you make it happen lor, that’s all i can say. Haha
wah, luckily my cheebye friend did not do that to me. If not, I will skin him alive, and make pork chop out of him.
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