This week has been a hell of a week. We had a company dinner on wednesday with free booze and great food. I think I am a pretty good drinker :1 Around the world, 1 Long Island Tea, and 1 beer.

Then on friday, we had to “celebrate” a colleague’s farewell who is going to be based in our overseas office. It was food and booze, and more booze at clarke quay, and later more booze at another club. I was tricked to go on the bungee (the 2nd one), whereby you are staring straight at the ground, and 1 guy hits the lever and the whole fucking thing swings you towards the river. When the seat was going up, and in the few moments of staring at the ground and counting moments to my death, my colleagues below (all EVIL guys), were laughing at their poor demure colleague who was tricked. It doesn’t help that i was wearing a skirt, and have some strap strapped between the middle of my legs. The view from below wasn’t very nice i am sure. I started screaming “fuck” while suspecting on that damn thing, and now they think I am super sporting. Yeah, had to gulp down some alcohol to go on that.

Reached home at 630am -_-

On sat, it was more drinks at winebar and zouk with my overseas colleagues who were in town. Reached home at 4am -_-

And I have supper for like 2 days!!! very bad for health, and for shape, and for my clothes. But very good for economy. Spend money on food = Restaurants enjoy thriving business = grow fat = clothes can’t fit = buy more new clothes = retail shops enjoy thriving business = shoes can’t fit (feet put on weight too) = buy more shoes = retail shops enjoy thriving business.

As you can see, food is evil!

Alcohol is evil too, cause I had diarrhea the next day due to excessive drinking.

“Chronic diarrhea can be caused by chronic ethanol ingestion.[8] Consumption of alcohol affects the body’s capability to absorb water – this is often a symptom that accompanies a hangover after a binge drinking session. The alcohol itself is absorbed in the intestines and as the intestinal cells absorb it, the toxicity causes these cells to lose their ability to absorb water. This leads to an outpouring of fluid from the intestinal lining, which is in turn poorly absorbed. The diarrhea usually lasts for several hours until the alcohol is detoxified and removed from the digestive system. Symptoms range from person to person and are influenced by both the amount consumed as well as physiological differences.”

Well, I learnt something new everyday

At a departmental dinner at a nice restaurant where we spent a bomb, I wanted to pair 2 male colleagues together. Yes, drinking makes me childish when I am drunk. One of them is a foreigner and is staying in our company apartment. One of the rooms is a master bed room, where I thought both of them can bunk in together.

Mrs Lim: (to foreign colleague) Hey, do you have a master bed?
Colleague 1: (the colleague who always say shit to me eg. brand of shoes, wear black to wedding. He is the one I wanted to pair with the foreign colleague) OMG, Did you ask him whether he masturbate?
Colleague 2: (who is supposed to share cab home with me) I am sitting in front of the cab.
Mrs Lim: …………………………………………………..

While dashing across a road as green man flashing, high heels make classic click clock click clock song.

Colleague: what brand is your shoes?
Mrs Lim: why you ask that question? (glaring at same time since I know his answer)
Colleague: Cause quite strong mah, can withstand the pressure…..

today, I was attending training on a new IT system. However since I was exposed to the system beforehand (my job is to assist my boss with the system), I kinda knew what was going on. So it was like back to my school days of msning when the Professor is teaching.

Colleague: So what did you learn today?
Mrs Lim: I didn’t learn much lah, cause I already knew the system
Colleague: So what did you do during training if you not listening?
Mrs Lim: play with myself lor
Colleague: :S:S:S

wanted to say I was msning the whole time, but my big boss was there, but something worse came out of my mouth instead.

Just got home at close to 1am after work. My reason for staying late is to help my colleague (same team and same position as me), and provide moral support. We were the only ones left in the office at that time.

Will you stay late to help your team member? Even if you can’t help much workwise, but stay just to provide moral support?

I am quite exhausted from work. Continuous OT-ing beyond 9pm everyday at work, have sprouted some bright red volcanoes on my face.

So this week I headed to my doc to get another month’s of medicine, and to do the weigh-in. This week is tough, there was CNY, company dinners, lotsa buffets and everything to smear a weight loss campaign.

My sis went with me, both of us united with the same beauty plan. I dropped 5 kgs, and my doc is happy with my progress. Ha, but he is not so happy that I am insistent about not seeing him for my acne issue. My new toner and facial wash is a tad too strong, and i started peeling at my mouth area. Double nagging. But haiyah, if I see him for my face now, my wallet will nag at me.

Anyway, let’s hope this coming month will show some results. I am at the stage whereby I have weight plateau for a long time.

Singles hate Vday. So me being Single= me hating V day. It is the day whereby perishables wrapped in beautiful wrapping, priced exorbitantly given to differentiate the loved from the unloved.

Grrrrr. Totally hate Vday.

So I was glad that the actual V day is on Saturday instead of Friday. That means the number of bouquets sent to the office will be minimized. I was right!!! I did not see any flowers in the office yesterday. Yipee!

Yesterday was a good meetup with Tuppy and the rest. Had a nice drink at lounge of swissotel and rushed off to watch Slumdog Millionaire with my ex-colleague and her classmates. The movie gathering was rather awkward with me sitting in between her and her bf.

But the movie was super good. Think I am finding Indians hotter and hotter than ever. Brilliant flow of sequences and very interesting peek into the world of another culture. Go catch it.

Ok, so today is Vday but I have no plans at all (read: no one want to date me. Fucking hate.) Luckily my attached sister is having a LDR and she is free! Hopefully we will catch a movie, do some shopping later.

Well, I was talking (sometimes flirting) to my Chinese colleague on msn and asking him for help with regards to the employees in our Shanghai office. There is this particular person whose’ work doesn’t require him to use much technology. So I was asking whether this guy has an email address, as i wanted to know whether he should be given a system id to use the new system.

Mrs Lim: So this Mr Xing has email?

after 3 seconds

Mrs Lim: Oh he has. His full name is Xing Xing Xing right?

Chinese colleague: I am impressed. Are you from FBI?

Mrs Lim: Nah, I am from Interpol

Chinese colleague: Ohh, then am I WANTED?

I have been tagged to do the 25 Facebook meme, but I guess I will give it a skip. How truthful can you get when you have acquaintances/ family members/ COLLEAGUES reading this meme of yours? Most of it will probably be politically correct facts that is a waste of internet space or a case of too much information. I do not want to know that my male colleague is gay and he has sex with 25 men in the past month. (that’s an analogy).

Hence I shall do a 25 things meme on my blog. Totally truthful.

1) I never had a boyfriend before.
2) I am still a virgin.
3) I am good in maths, I scored 100 when I was in primary 4 and aced all my maths subject (except for A levels with that frigging B)
4) I lost 23++ kgs since my heaviest days.
5) I was on weight loss medicine 2 years ago.
6) I am on weight loss medicine since 1 month ago.
7) I am scared of lighting/thunder/walking on sand/overhead bridges/cats/dogs when I was young
8 ) I drink like a fish.
9) I cannot swim and cannot cycle.
10) I secretly think I am intelligent at times.
11) I hate arm pit/ arm/ leg hair and is glad that I am born relatively hairless.
12) I hate going to KTV cause I think I suck at singing. I think my choir experience in Secondary school had me traumatized for the longest period of time.
13) I am an internet stalker. Piss me off and I will know everything about you.
14) I love eating chilli especially chilli padis.
15) I consider myself peranakan (since my grandma is)
16) I hate (scared of ) cockroaches but lizards are cool with me (my classmates used to catch and rear lizards in secondary school)
17) I love acting and performing.
18) I blocked my US colleague on msn cause he kept bothering me with commonsensical questions about work
19) I am open to dating people from different nationalities and race
20) I am allergic to 3 types of medicine but I think there is more.
21) I am a 2 faced bitch.
22) I am worried about not getting married.
23) I am insecure about my body and looks
24) North Korea is a country I want to tour in the future
25) The guy I first kissed is a non-chinese Singaporean. He’s from Pakistan.

Luckily despite the huge amount of liquid calories consumed yesterday, I was pretty sober. Had 3 beers, 3 JDs with coke, 3 tequila shots.

I do not want to be like the girl in this case

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